Post by Amazing Overlord know as Ky on Nov 13, 2012 11:37:29 GMT -5
Freya, a crazy girl with no real sense of direction. She has many times been called a heretic by the church of the King for her "Ungodly magic powers" She is able to control animals to do her bidding.
"Freya, rise and see your King!"
"I had no choice, as the guards forced me to stand and look at the bastard king. He was stupid looking, and had a fat cow sitting next to him." Freya said aloud. It wasn't her fault, as the magic coursing through her made her a tad crazy.
The king simply ignored her, and started to speak. "You are found guilty for consorting with spirits, and illegal use of magic."
"This is rigged! I don't consort with spirits, and my kind of magic isn't even stated in your laws! I tried my best to defend my case, but I could tell that the bastard king wasn't even listening to me."
"The sentence is death. However, I am willing to let you off free, IF you do something for me."
"Eww, no I won't be your mistress. Isn't that what that fat cow is for? I didn't know that he was such a perverted bastard king, but in truth, I was willing to listen to his proposal."
He shook his head and continued to speak, after quieting his wife. "We are currently at war with another kingdom, and they have a certain artifact that could turn the tide of the war in their favor. I want you to go in, take this artifact, and either bring it to me, or disappear. If you can do this, then your sentence will be revoked, and you will be allowed to live the rest of your life in peace."
"I'll do it! And with that, the deal was struck, and I was on my way to steal some artifact so I could gain my freedom."
"Freya, rise and see your King!"
"I had no choice, as the guards forced me to stand and look at the bastard king. He was stupid looking, and had a fat cow sitting next to him." Freya said aloud. It wasn't her fault, as the magic coursing through her made her a tad crazy.
The king simply ignored her, and started to speak. "You are found guilty for consorting with spirits, and illegal use of magic."
"This is rigged! I don't consort with spirits, and my kind of magic isn't even stated in your laws! I tried my best to defend my case, but I could tell that the bastard king wasn't even listening to me."
"The sentence is death. However, I am willing to let you off free, IF you do something for me."
"Eww, no I won't be your mistress. Isn't that what that fat cow is for? I didn't know that he was such a perverted bastard king, but in truth, I was willing to listen to his proposal."
He shook his head and continued to speak, after quieting his wife. "We are currently at war with another kingdom, and they have a certain artifact that could turn the tide of the war in their favor. I want you to go in, take this artifact, and either bring it to me, or disappear. If you can do this, then your sentence will be revoked, and you will be allowed to live the rest of your life in peace."
"I'll do it! And with that, the deal was struck, and I was on my way to steal some artifact so I could gain my freedom."